Oh me oh my

Via Pam's House Blend How to be a submissive wife.
I am in serious trouble...Some results that can occur when women are not in a right relationship with men are divorce, rebellious children, emotional problems and sexual frigidity I am most worried about the last. I can handle a divorce, get a therapist, tie the children to the furniture, but how do you cure the last one?
I best get submissive real quick.